A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says,
“I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks,
“What did he say?”
The wife yells back to him,
“GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS
SUBMITTED BY: T. BAYLISS