A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to say only two words every 7 years. After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words. “Cold floors,” he says.
They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. He clears his throat and says, “Bad food.
They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say… “You’ve done nothing but complain since you’ve been here! “
It all began with an iPhone…
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?
September came by, so for her birthday I got my wife an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started . . .
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!