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CAN COLD WATER CLEAN DISHES?

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?This is for all the germ conscious folks

that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather

in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening chatting the night away,

the next morning John’s grandfather prepared

breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,

and questioned his grandfather asking,

‘Are these plates clean?’

His grandfather replied,

‘They’re as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!’

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,

as his appeared to have tiny specks around

the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

‘Are you sure these plates are clean?’

Without looking up the old man said,

‘I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as

clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you

fret, I don’t want to hear another word about it!’

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town

and as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog

started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass.

John yelled and said,
‘Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car’.

Without diverting his attention from the football game

he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

‘Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!’

Meet Coldwater !

  

 SUBMITTED BY: A-WEST

 

BIRD DOGS FOR SALE

I WILL SOON HAVE BIRD DOG PUPS FOR SALE :

ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME, THE LITTER WILL PROBABLY BE ABOUT 7 – 10 PUPS WHICH I WILL SELL AT A VERY REASONABLE PRICE.

I HAVE INCLUDED A PICTURE OF THE MOM AND DAD SO YOU WILL HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT THE PUPS WILL LOOK LIKE.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW SOON, AS THEY MAY GO FAST.

SUBMITTED BY : G-ADAMS

MEXICAN LION

This is a true [??] story of a Garage Owner in Mexico

He was sick & tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools and etc.

So he came up with this idea . . . He had professionally  cut & trimmed a large fluffy dog to appear as a “Lion”.

Then he put the word out that he had a new “Mexican Lion” at the shop that would attack anyone who tried to break in or climb his fence.  

The would-be thieves saw the “Lion” from a distance and fled the scene.  This worked each and every time — they were convinced it was a REAL Lion!  Ingenious guy!

Submitted by : G-ADAMS