DEATH OF A NAGGING WIFE

A man and his nagging wife were on vacation in Jerusalem and the wife passed away. The undertaker said, “You can either have your wife shipped home for $5,000 dollars or bury her here for $150 dollars” the man said “I’ll ship her home” the undertaker said “but why? It’s cheaper to bury her here in the holy land” the man said “long ago a man was buried here and he rose from the dead three days later. I just can’t take that chance”

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